It's
psyfi_geekgirl's birthday today - go wish her a happy one!
Who wants some cake? I know the birthday girl will take a "piece" ...
**Note: No nips were harmed in the baking of this cake.
Oh, my friend -
You know I love your butt more than the sportiest chablis! I hope you're having the loveliest day today.
I have written something for you, involving our new, favorite OTP, but I'm still putting the finishing touches on it - still looking for those trick, re-igniting birthday candles ...
In the meantime, here's a limerick for you, featuring a pairing I'm sure you'll enjoy.
Ten/
psyfi_geekgirlTen called Psy in to pen him a smut hit
To prove - though old - his cock was still quite fit
With her eyeing his crotch
Ten told Psy she could watch
Psy said, “Watch? No. I’lI ride it, THEN write it.”
Happy Birthday, Sporty!!
Big love from your li'l Zazzaleh
- Current Music:Altered Images, "Happy Birthday"
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And Happy Birthday, psyfi_geekgirl!!
*wanders off snickering*
Maybe no nips were harmed (just enhanced!), but apparently plenty of cocks got chopped to make my birthday surprise!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
And big pink hairy balls to boot!!
*guffaw!*
AND A LIMERICK TOO!?!?
OMG, there are soooooo many phallic images and references here... is this kinda like having a vegetarian friend and not knowing what to get them so you buy a gigantic fruit basket or something??
xD
I'm on cock overload!
*iz amazed and bemused by ur cock*
Thank you, Sweetness!!!
Now avert your eyes, cos I'm gonna blow out my "candles," one by one...
♥ ♥
OMG - dying!
Maybe no nips were harmed (just enhanced!), but apparently plenty of cocks got chopped to make my birthday surprise!!!
You know, I totally laughed when I found the photo of the Bedazzled Barrowman Cock Cake, specifically for the Ricardo Montalban reference (that, and it just wreaks CLASSPURECLASS), but adding the limerick in there, too ... collectively, that's a lotta cock!
And big pink hairy balls to boot!!
*chokes* Ew ew ewwwwww, no! LOL Those are supposed to hint at fluffy marshmallow dresses of L-O-V-E. Oh, balls. ;)
AND A LIMERICK TOO!?!?
Apparently, I'm the Oprah Winfrey of Cock: "You get cock, and YOU get cock ... EVERYONE TODAY IS GOING HOME WITH COOOOOOCK!"
is this kinda like having a vegetarian friend and not knowing what to get them so you buy a gigantic fruit basket or something??
AHOO HOO HOO HEE HOO HOO HAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!
*wipes tears*
*pulling myself back together*
Ahh.
On a serious note ...
*hangs head*
But really, the limerick is really a place marker. You do have a mostly done story. I tried so hard to finish it in time. :( You and my beta ... I'm sorry I suck.
Happy Birthday again - I'm so glad you're in the world and that I know you!
xo Z
OMGLOL
Of course I know those are a reference to our matching lovely pink snowball dresses, but amid all the phallic imagery they just kind of took on another meaning...
So, I am sitting here wearing my snowball dress, waiting patiently for your story(s) (Rodeo!Clown/River oh pleezepleeze!!), and eating my (delicious?) cock!cake.
You are and always will be ClassPureClass to me, dahlin'
♥
Edited at 2011-12-08 03:17 am (UTC)
It's nearly there. I'm so tempted to throw you a preview line, but ... nope! I just hope you enjoy cheese with your ham, Sporty-pants, because this thing is dripping with it. I leave you with my inspiration song:
http://youtu.be/1V9_HFcAUAo
OMG!!
RODEO!CLOWN/RIVER FIC??
*claps and jumps up and down wildly*
Oooh, Zazululah--this dress is comin' off!!!
River leans in close, the tip of her nose just brushing the whiskers of his cat brooch. At this range, she can smell the Doctor's familiar, "treacle-n-spice" scent mingling with the synthetic fibers of his polyester shirt. If she's being honest with herself, River doesn’t find the combination entirely unpleasant.
;)
Edited at 2011-12-08 05:54 am (UTC)
Their matching hair alone...
IWANTIWANTIWANT!!
*grabby hands*
In regard to your comment, Their matching hair alone...
“What in blue blazes is going on?? Undo me this instant, you curly-haired harpy!”
“Takes one to know one, Doctor. And yes, that’s exactly what I plan to do.”
There is so much snark in this, I need a snark tank. I'm trying to work on yours, kilodalton's and my epic Sun!Doctor/Moon!Rose fic for TTU, all at once. Well, not all at once so much as when I start to fade with one, I switch and add to another.
Soon, I swearz!
SO MANY PROMISES!!
My giant pink snowballs are turning blue!
In all honesty, yours is the closest to completion and I'm literally working on it right now- I am channeling my inner Merman and trying to rock it out. Poor kilodalton has been waiting since the end of October - if she had snowballs, they would've fallen off by now. :(
Oh, your icon - LOL
LOL <3